Walter Patterson Movies

  • 2014
    Giuseppe Makes a Movie

    Giuseppe Makes a Movie

    Giuseppe Makes a Movie

    7.82014HD

    While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate...

    Giuseppe Makes a Movie
  • 2008
    Orzo

    Orzo

    Orzo

    102008HD

    “Toggle Switch is a little person living in a world of her own design. Deadly with pets, and equally unhinged with her family, she spends her...

    Orzo
  • 1999
    Touch Me in the Morning

    Touch Me in the Morning

    Touch Me in the Morning

    51999HD

    "Touch Me In The Morning" is the story of "Coney Island McGuire" a "change of life baby" son of an alcoholic jail bird father and "flatulence freak"...

    Touch Me in the Morning
  • 2004
    Babysitter

    Babysitter

    Babysitter

    02004HD

    Plop - named after the sound he made upon his birth - is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including...

    Babysitter
  • 2007
    Garbanzo Gas

    Garbanzo Gas

    Garbanzo Gas

    02007HD

    When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a...

    Garbanzo Gas
  • 2011
    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self

    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self

    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self

    02011HD

    A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review.

    Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self
  • 2006
    Period Piece

    Period Piece

    Period Piece

    5.52006HD

    Following multiple plotlines with an unique assortment of tragicomic characters living along the Ventura Highway. There’s the retired police...

    Period Piece
  • 2003
    Trailer Town

    Trailer Town

    Trailer Town

    62003HD

    Trailer Town is a unique motion picture experience, truly unlike anything you've seen before. A sexual interpretation of inner violence, about...

    Trailer Town
  • 2009
    Esoterica

    Esoterica

    Esoterica

    02009HD

    "In this vignette oriented piece, a group of people discuss their own often unique perspective on life. Unlike other titles in his canon, Esoterica...

    Esoterica
  • 2003
    Dad's Chicken

    Dad's Chicken

    Dad's Chicken

    02003HD

    Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won’t...

    Dad's Chicken
  • 2003
    The Date Movie

    The Date Movie

    The Date Movie

    02003HD

    “Two wannabe ‘gangsta’ white boys share a trailer – and a case of squirrel-influenced stomach flu. An old man channels the...

    The Date Movie
  • 2003
    Wiggly Harris

    Wiggly Harris

    Wiggly Harris

    02003HD

    Wiggly Harris is a volunteer worker at a senior citizen's home. Due to his obsession with stealing wigs, Wiggly has a warrant out for his arrest....

    Wiggly Harris
  • 2006
    Ants

    Ants

    Ants

    02006HD

    A young man who likes to Rollerblade must face the fact that the documentary about ants his father is making might is driving his father insane.

    Ants
  • 2004
    Who Flung Poo

    Who Flung Poo

    Who Flung Poo

    5.52004HD

    An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he...

    Who Flung Poo
  • 2006
    Long Row to Hoe

    Long Row to Hoe

    Long Row to Hoe

    02006HD

    Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a...

    Long Row to Hoe
  • 2006
    Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences

    Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences

    Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences

    02006HD

    Doily lives with his psychic wife Haley Comet. She does readings, and has sex with clients on the side. He spends his days dishing with his friends...

    Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences
  • 2008
    Airplane Pillows

    Airplane Pillows

    Airplane Pillows

    02008HD

    "Baby Swiss is obsessed with a strange science fiction film. She fantasies about living in its futuristic ideals, and keeps a separate DVD copy in a...

    Airplane Pillows
  • 2004
    5th Wheel

    5th Wheel

    5th Wheel

    02004HD

    On his 62nd birthday, confirmed lazybones Herbopolus grabs his nest egg and buys himself a new trailer, a fine 5th Wheel. Now all he has to do is sit...

    5th Wheel
  • 2004
    Tater Tots

    Tater Tots

    Tater Tots

    02004HD

    Material from this film (as well as other sequences previously shot but never used in other films) were eventually edited into what became Period...

    Tater Tots
  • 2007
    Golden Embers

    Golden Embers

    Golden Embers

    02007HD

    When we first meet the characters from Golden Embers, they are people in transition. One is a bride to be, hoping her ex-addict brother can stay...

    Golden Embers