Thomas Edward Seymour Movies

  • 2016
    VHS Massacre: Cult Films and the Decline of Physical Media

    VHS Massacre: Cult Films and the Decline of Physical Media

    VHS Massacre: Cult Films and the Decline of Physical Media

    5.32016HD

    This lively documentary explores the rise and fall of physical media from the origin of film all the way through the video store era into digital...

    VHS Massacre: Cult Films and the Decline of Physical Media
  • 2009
    Bikini Bloodbath: Christmas

    Bikini Bloodbath: Christmas

    Bikini Bloodbath: Christmas

    3.82009HD

    Jenny and Sharon are stalked by a killer chef ... again? This time ... It's Christmas.

    Bikini Bloodbath: Christmas
  • 2020
    VHS Massacre Too

    VHS Massacre Too

    VHS Massacre Too

    62020HD

    The last stand of the American exploitation film. In a post video store era, media consolidation has led to the censorship and near death of the...

    VHS Massacre Too
  • 2024
    American Expendables: The Films of North American Pictures

    American Expendables: The Films of North American Pictures

    American Expendables: The Films of North American Pictures

    02024HD

    The documentary celebrates some of the unsung action stars of the late eighties/nineties in the North American Pictures Catalog. From Cynthia...

    American Expendables: The Films of North American Pictures
  • 2008
    Daddy's Little Judge

    Daddy's Little Judge

    Daddy's Little Judge

    02008HD

    Comedy short written by and starring Aubrey Plaza about a commercial for a fictional reality show about the daughter of a judge who tries cases.

    Daddy's Little Judge
  • 2024
    Shark Exorcist 2: Unholy Waters

    Shark Exorcist 2: Unholy Waters

    Shark Exorcist 2: Unholy Waters

    42024HD

    Shark Exorcist's flesh-eating demon shark is back. This time, no one is safe, specially the priest who swears to stop Hell's ultimate evil.

    Shark Exorcist 2: Unholy Waters
  • 2011
    Fake

    Fake

    Fake

    5.22011HD

    Daniel Jakor is one of the most prolific and successful artists the world has never heard of. Struggling to sell his own art, he soon finds his true...

    Fake
  • 2005
    The Land of College Prophets

    The Land of College Prophets

    The Land of College Prophets

    92005HD

    Belligerent malcontents Tommy (Thomas Edward Seymour) and Rye (Philip Guerette) have mediocre jobs and are struggling at the local community college....

    The Land of College Prophets
  • 2008
    Bikini Bloodbath: Car Wash

    Bikini Bloodbath: Car Wash

    Bikini Bloodbath: Car Wash

    3.12008HD

    A group of hot college girls decide to raise money and pulses by donning bikinis for a car wash. But a maniac chef is prowling about to get a cut of...

    Bikini Bloodbath: Car Wash
  • 2006
    Bikini Bloodbath

    Bikini Bloodbath

    Bikini Bloodbath

    3.62006HD

    On their last day of high school seven gorgeous girls have slumber party to celebrate their going away to college. Across town, a maniacal chef goes...

    Bikini Bloodbath
  • 2012
    Rudyard Kipling's Mark of the Beast

    Rudyard Kipling's Mark of the Beast

    Rudyard Kipling's Mark of the Beast

    02012HD

    A modern film adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's original short story.

    Rudyard Kipling's Mark of the Beast
  • 2009
    London Betty

    London Betty

    London Betty

    02009HD

    London Betty is the plucky British journalist who gets a job in the small American town of Pharisee. But trying to get an audience with her elusive,...

    London Betty
  • 2013
    Bikini Bloodbath: Shakespeare

    Bikini Bloodbath: Shakespeare

    Bikini Bloodbath: Shakespeare

    102013HD

    A fairly typical sorority skin flick told through Shakespeare's words.

    Bikini Bloodbath: Shakespeare
  • 2001
    Everything Moves Alone

    Everything Moves Alone

    Everything Moves Alone

    02001HD

    "Everything Moves Alone" opens in a sleepy New England town where Scotch, a recently discharged soldier, arrives at a bus depot with the vague plan...

    Everything Moves Alone
  • 1998
    Thrill Kill Jack in Hale Manor

    Thrill Kill Jack in Hale Manor

    Thrill Kill Jack in Hale Manor

    01998HD

    Jack loses gun. Jack tries to find gun. Jack fights army of sideshow gimps in a haunted mansion. Jack finds gun.

    Thrill Kill Jack in Hale Manor